I Always Suspected that Cheery Demeanor Was a Ruse

Beanie, pointing at the picture of the Pillsbury Doughboy on a box of muffin mix: "Who’s that?"

Rose, dead serious, in a grim, disapproving voice: "The devil."

Me, surprised: "Wha?? The devil? Honey, that’s the Pillsbury Doughboy."

Rose: "I call him the devil."

Me: "Why?"

Rose: "I SAW him on a box that said devil’s food!"

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