Something It’s Important to Know About Living in Southern California

If the Santa Anas are blowing, you’ll want to ditch your jack-o-lantern as soon as Halloween is over. No chilly, pumpkin-preserving, procrastination-permitting East Coast days here, baby.

Punkin

(Yes, that’s a slime trail of pumpkin juice oozing across the stoop. Gack.)

19 thoughts on “Something It’s Important to Know About Living in Southern California”

  1. Funny, we had an identical pumpkin on our front porch here in Orange County! I threw him away yesterday, but he left behind a big white stain at our front door. (I’m embarrased to admit he was also full of gray fuzzy mold when I tossed him out!)

  2. Having lived in Louisiana all my life, I thought this was the normal cycle of a jack-o-lantern. LOL
    Ours went in the burn pile a few days ago, after I caught the girls and their neighborhood pals poking sticks in the poor pumpkin’s belly and shouting: “Oooooo…”

  3. Having grew up in CO, the first year we were here in the FL Keys I blithely bought our pumpkins 2 WEEKS before Halloween for Autumnal Decor on the bow of the boat. Picture me preparing to open Jack up and my ENTIRE fist sinking into his head of goo. Gack! is right.

  4. So…let me get this straight.
    We haven’t gotten to see your lovely new house yet but you *do* treat us to pictures of your rotted, oozing pumpkin.
    Niiiiice to know where we stand 😉
    ::::mmmmwahhhh:::::

  5. You did well, having just moved! My pumpkin is still sitting on my sideboard, waiting to be carved.

  6. I’m not sure I ever caught the root cause for your cross-country move, Lissa……dh’s work?
    I’ve always wondered how people from other parts of the country find the cost of living in California. We’d need farm-aid if my dh were ever transferred there!

  7. Poetry Friday

    Lissa, this one’s for you: The Time Has Come By Jack Prelutsky I think the time has come to throw the jack-o’-lantern out, it smells less like a pumpkin than it does like sauerkraut. Its expression is peculiar, it has

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