Scott is reading Karen Edmisten’s answers to the marriage meme.

"Hey!" he says. " ‘What side of the bed do you sleep on? The side children always seem to show up on.’ How come in our house, I’m always the one to get up with the kid who appears beside the bed at night?"

Me: "Because I’m the one who nurses the babies."

Him: "Hmm. I’m pretty sure I’m the one who gets up, even when there isn’t a nursing baby in the picture."

Me: "That’s because it’s cold out there!"