Snippets, Because That’s All I’ve Got Brain For

I'm reaching the point in the pregnancy where if I'm quiet for a day
or two people start to wonder if they've missed some big news. But no,
I'm just sparing you the incoherent ramblings of a scattered mind.
Except right now I'm not sparing you. Blame it on the sweet people who've written to ask if all's well. 🙂

All is well. Baby's still very happy in there, doing a lot of
enthusiastic rib-pummeling. Matter of fact, Beanie thinks "Pummel"
would be a good name. (I guess it's a step up from Peccatoribus.)
Rose and Bean have already given the child the obligatory superhero
name. All children in this family must have one, I'm told. Apparently I
am the mother of the mighty "Airborne." I am not sure what this bodes
for the delivery.

Earlier this week I returned to my car after an OB appointment and
discovered a very large pickup truck was parked so close to my vehicle
that I could not possibly squeeze my enormous belly into the space
between. I had to climb in from the passenger side. This maneuver
attracted the attention of a small, amused crowd. Which turned out to
be a boon, because it took the help of a small crowd to get my minivan
backed out of the ridiculously tight space without scratching the Very
Large Truck.

That same day was Wonderboy's birthday. And Scott's. I think it's
awfully sweet that my boys share a birthday. And not just because it
means I can get away with baking just one cake. Actually, my big girls
do most of the cake-baking around here. This year we tried something
new: a peppermint cake, because mint is Scott's favorite. We added a
few drops of red food coloring to the white frosting with the intention
of making swirly red lines like on a candy cane. But, um. Everyone
wanted a turn at the swirling. By the time we got the cake frosted,
there was no swirl action left—just a smooth and lovely blending of red
and white. Which is to say: pink. That's right. We gave our boys a pretty pink cake.

Of course they didn't care what it looked like. It tasted goooood.

We've always tended to go minimalist with birthday presents, and
this year even more so. Wonderboy's present from us was so simple and
small-scale it will probably horrify some people, but it has been even
more beloved than I expected. We gave him a bag of these sweet crayon rocks from Stubby Pencil Studio.
He is enchanted by them. I 'wrapped' them in a plain paper gift bag,
which he immediately set to work coloring with his wayo-wocks. For the
past two days, he has toted that gift bag everywhere, pausing anywhere
there's a low, flat surface to take out his wocks and add a few more
swirls of color to the bag. This may be my favorite gift I've ever
given, just because it has brought my little guy such satisfaction.

(Oh, I just remembered Scott's guitar. OK, then, it's a tie.)

Friday Links

UPDATE: Missing links restored. Sorry! Dunno what happened there—the new Typepad doesn't seem to like my Delicious imports. Hmph.

* Tabatha A. Yeatts–writing contest for kids – "new contest for young writers. This time, writers ages 6-18 can create an entry based on either or both of TWO prompts"

* Lynette Anderson Designs: Noah's Ark Free Stitchery BOM – Oh!!! Embroidery AND quilting AND little birds standing on turtles! I am swooning. What is happening to me??

* Secret Geek A-Team Hacks Back, Defends Worldwide Web – Tale of a computer guy who discovered a DNS flaw that left the entire internet open to collapse. Yeesh.

From the Drafts File

I have over 200 incomplete posts in my drafts folder. Yikes. And
that's just here, at the WordPress site, where I've been for less than
a year. Lord knows how many drafts are sitting over at Typepad. I dare
not look.

In an effort to clear this cache out a bit, here's a look at some
things I was going to write about but didn't get around to finishing.

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Swell Stocking-Stuffer for Your Music-Loving Hubby

Or for any lover of contemporary music, really. Doesn't have to be
your husband. Your sister, your teenager. It's just that Scott's the
music buff in my life, so I relate all things musical to him.

And also, these are his books I'm recommending. Not his as in he
wrote them. His as in he keeps leaving them all over the house. Some
are from the library and some he picked up with the one measly Amazon
gift certificate I shared with him after spending all the rest on
crafty books for my own self. Um, I mean on inspiring and creatively
enriching resources for my darling children. Yeah, that's the ticket
(she says, hastily shoving her hot-off-the-presses copy of Stitched in Time behind her back).

Anyway, these music books. They're a series of little bitty paperback books called 33 1/3.
As in: thirty-three and a third. Like, you know, those round black
things they used to scratch music out of back in olden times. Each
volume is a kind of extended essay on a single record album. I think. I
mean, it's not like I've actually read any of them. But I listened ever
so intently when Scott raved about the awesomeness of the concept. One
book: one album: one deep exploration of musical themes and lyrical
themes and the life-affirming statements of painful, screeching guitar
solos and all that stuff people like Scott think about when they do
this thing that is so unfathomable to me where they just sit and listen to music.
I don't do that. Music is for singing, or for cleaning to, or for
entertaining children in the car, or for getting teary-eyed over when
it's your daughter practicing on the piano she got from the Make-a-Wish
Foundation

Obviously, I wandered from the point. The point was: Scott loves this series of books and I thought someone on your Christmas list might, too.

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The next draft was begun in mid-November. I'm not sure why I didn't post it, or what else I might have been going to say.

What We're Up To These Days

Let's see. You already know we're reading zillions of picture books
for the Cybils. I think I'm up to 76 books read so far, with another
five in my TBR pile and several more waiting for me at the library.
Saturday is Scott's library-run day (honestly, I don't even try any
more, not with the action-packed Wonderboy/Rilla combo), so I'll most
likely curl up for another reading marathon tomorrow afternoon.

I tried to cut back on out-of-the-house activities this fall, but
bit by bit the schedule filled up again. We've got a pretty good rhythm
going, though. Jane is taking ballet, Jane and Beanie are in a
children's choir that practices once a week, and Jane, Beanie, and Rose
are all in a very nice little drawing class they begged and begged to
squeeze in, and I'm glad I succumbed to their cajoling. Our
sewing/laundry room walls are filling up with some truly gorgeous art
in chalk pastels. I hope I'll be up to maintaining the art class
dropoff/pickup schedule after the baby comes in January, but it does
leave me with an awkwardly sized window of time to fill with my little
ones. Sometimes I do a grocery run during the window, but if I don't
get the coveted fire-truck cart that seats two children, I'm sunk. This
week I took a less productive but infinitely more pleasant approach and
simply buckled them into the Awesome! New! Double! Stroller!! (thank
you, Mr. Wonderful, you know who you are) and went for a, you guessed
it, stroll. Did a little window shopping on a quiet street full of
craft stores and antique shops. Bought each of us a teeny tiny bag of
teeny tiny sandwich cookies. It was lovely. And when I picked up the
girls they were full of chatter and excitement because two of them are
about to graduate from chalks to watercolors, and one of them (Beanie,
let's brag on the seven-year-old) had just completed a picture which
was chosen to go in the 'gallery,' aka the studio window that fronts a
busy street. Miss Bean was positively glowing. When her grandparents
come for a visit next week, they will have to drive by and admire the
display.

Wonderboy has speech therapy twice a week and PT twice a month. PT
is a bit of a hike (up a busy highway to the Children's Hospital) but
it coincides with choir, and the other moms have been wonderful about
keeping an eye on the girls for me (mainly Rilla) while the boy and I
slip out for his session. This was supposed to be a three-month burst
of PT to help him past a growth spurt (bone grows faster than muscle,
so whenever he hits a spurt, his already short and tight muscles get
even shorter and tighter), but the therapist would like to extend it
for a while. She's doing some pretty intensive deep-tissue massage and
stretching with him. We're giving it another few weeks before we make
the call.

So all of that, plus my OB appts (which, gulp, just hit the
every-two-weeks mark this week, which means we are really very close to
the end of this pregnancy, which is sort of mindboggling because it
feels like it's only been a few months so far), makes for a pretty busy
schedule. Much busier than in our mellower Virginia days. But then, my
girls are getting big. Their interests are tumbling out of our home,
which is right and proper.

***

Oh, look, the next draft isn't really a draft—it's just an
unpublished baby ticker. I think I've stuck it at the bottom of a few
other posts.

Lilypie Expecting a baby Ticker

Wow, I REALLY need to find that box of baby clothes I know I saved when we moved from Virginia.

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One of the drafts is called "Peace Comes Dropping Slow." That's
all there is, just the title. I vaguely remember meaning to describe
some particularly chaotic and noisy scene that had just taken place,
making a mockery of the Yeats quote at the top of this blog. Of course,
every single day provides, oh, dozens of such moments. "Peace" as
applied to this house refers more to a state of mind than any kind of
sensory description, you understand.

***

Whoops, the 7:00 bird just cooed.
The "big noisy peace" (as Sandra Dodd calls it) will commence any
minute now. Actually I can't believe it hasn't begun already—kids are
sleeping late this morning. But I should go. I didn't make it very far
through the big pile o' drafts, did I?

Twittered Moments

I've mentioned before that what I love most about Twitter
is how well it lends itself to quickly chronicling tiny moments of our
day: the funny quote, the one-sentence sketch of a moment in time. Days
will pass where I have no time to write a proper post, but I can manage
a quick tweet about something I don't want to forget. And I would forget, if I weren't writing them down. My friends Dave and Julianna
used to (maybe still do) keep a piece of paper stuck to their fridge as
a place to hastily jot down the hilarious or profound things their
children would say. Whenever we visited their house, I'd find myself
drawn to that sheet of family treasure. For me, Twitter serves the same
purpose.

Here are a few of the snippets I've tweeted in recent days:

Beanie: "Mom, if there's one thing I won't ever NOT want to do, even when I grow up, it's play boat in a cardboard box."

It's going to be fun to visit her house when she's grown up.

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I ordered Jane some much-needed clothes from Lands End. Too bad I
accidentally had them shipped to my parents' house in Denver. Doh.

A cool thing happened after I tweeted this. I got a follow notice
from @LandsEndChat and when I clicked through to check it out, I saw a
message addressed to me! The Lands End rep was kindly offering to help
me correct my error. I wrote back to explain that it was too late for
Lands End to help—I noticed my mistake when I checked the UPS tracking
info. The package shipped last week and will likely arrive at my
parents' house tomorrow. But still—I have to say I think that's a
pretty savvy way for companies to use Twitter: track people's gripes
and reach out with proposed solutions. Well done, Lands End.

***

Breakfast at my house: "Wonderboy! We DO NOT throw whales in the kitchen!"

Wonderboy begs to differ.

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Beanie on embroidery: "My favorite part is the pleasant pop!" She means when the eye of the needle pops through the fabric.

When Alice
read this one, she IMd me ROFL—it had reminded her of a certain
knitting-needle-popping-a-diaper incident from one of our family
rendezvous years ago.

***

I am pretending I didn't just hear one of the girls scold Wonderboy for licking the cap of the milk jug. Ew.

***

Oh that was so nice! Cuddling Rilla as she fell asleep in big girls' room, while Scott read aloud Sign of the Beaver to us all.

I should write more about this. I am loving our new bedtime
routine. Scott puts Wonderboy to bed first, and when he's asleep, the
rest of us gather in the girls' room. Rilla's new bed is on the way,
but for now she is sleeping on that little futon I mentioned last week.
By day three of the switch, she was on board and looks forward to her
nursing time every night. I curl up on the futon with her, and the
other girls are tucked in their beds, and Scott reads aloud to us. It's
been four or five years since I read Sign of the Beaver to
Jane. It's every bit as gripping as I remember. From my nest on the
floor I can see Beanie's eyes grow bigger and bigger as Scott gets to
the exciting parts. I know this routine will shift again in a month or
so when there's a new baby in the mix, but right now, I am savoring it
like crazy.

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Happy little girls: Rose's fave jeans had big hole in knee. I
turned them into shorts and made doll skirts out of the cut-off pant
legs.

and the follow-up:

Said Bean: "This skirt is perfect for Kit b/c it's the same thing her mom would have done during the Great Depression!"

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Rilla has spent the past 20 min painstakingly stripping leaves from the ficus & hiding them in the piano bench.

This is a prime example of something I'm glad I wrote down
because I would surely have forgotten all about it ten minutes later.
It was the funniest sight to behold; she was so serious and focused as
she plugged away at this self-imposed task. Yes, I ought to have
stopped her from de-leafing the houseplant, but I was having too much
fun watching her walk back and forth, stuffing leaves into the bench.
It was like she'd found her vocation in life.

***

Overheard: 13yo: "I wonder why mirror neurons for yawning are so sensitive." 2yo, shrugging: "I don't know."

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Oh my heart: Rilla, after oohing over the fleece slippers Jane
made me, runs to big sis: "You make some small 'lippers for me? Pease?"

Needless to say, Jane did. And what adorable lippers they are.

Hey Penny, About Those Acorns…

…looks like your bumper crop might be a rarity this year. Anyone noticing a dearth of acorns as described in this WaPo article?

"I'm used to seeing so many acorns around and out in the
field, it's something I just didn't believe," he said. "But this is not
just not a good year for oaks. It's a zero year. There's zero
production. I've never seen anything like this before."

Sounds like it might be a good year for my East Coast bird-loving friends to put out some nuts for the squirrels, too.